elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dorydegeneres:

thranduilland:

spykidstwo:

If you want proof that gun control works just look at the fact that in Australia people have now twice tried to assassinate the prime minister with sandwiches

Don’t waste good food, Australia, fuck sakes. We can’t trust you with anything. Use fruit cake next time, shit.

No one eats fucking fruit cake here man, you dont put fruit in cake, we eat fucking lamingtons. shit.

NO ONE EATS FRUIT CAKE ANYWHERE LET’S BE REAL